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Kiddie Creativity -


TAGS: kids self expression or brattiness order chaos nathanael west
Rating: 4.38/5

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crankyhead - October 3, 2013, 7:27 pm
Your po5ter is delicious.


KLINGON TURKEYS - Finally, A Thanksgiving Dinner that bites back!


TAGS: klingon turkey turkeys thanksgiving
Rating: 2.84/5

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maoworks2 - November 11, 2011, 10:10 am
my klingon is a little rusty but 'kabla'


MANS BEST FRIEND -


TAGS: pet love thankful wish rerun
Rating: 4.82/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 7, 2010, 8:46 pm
Oh my goodness that dog is cute!
drivenbywhat - December 7, 2010, 8:24 pm
This is not demotivational. It needs to go to the motivational site instead.
culos - December 7, 2010, 2:22 pm
well played....
Double - December 7, 2010, 12:26 pm
Thanks, I needed that
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 11:26 am
Gentle smile. A very cold day just got warmer.
tellitlikeitis - December 7, 2010, 6:30 am
Beautiful!
Qinmeartha - December 7, 2010, 4:46 am
Awwwwww, very nice


ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW - Still a better love story than Twilight




Books -




TASTE THE RAINBOW - In this instance, thanks but no thanks ...


TAGS: taste rainbow thanks but no
Rating: 4.56/5

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CloudchaserS - August 12, 2012, 11:11 am
Their boogers also look like rainbows and taste like gummi bears and snapping fingers with uni boogers on them turns nearby objects into chocolate


HAPPY THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: thanksgiving turkey
Rating: 4.41/5

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hootizz - November 25, 2010, 5:10 am
Aaaayyee..... Sunday, Monday Happy Days.., Tuesday Wednes....., very cool, and great timing..!!
forseti - November 25, 2010, 4:22 am
the rocker is actually a surfer... and yes, I don't get the fonz. :(
ICEMAN - November 24, 2010, 9:09 pm
Right back at ya Airman. Enjoy that tryptophan haze.


MEMORIAL DAY 2011 -


TAGS: freedom thank you
Rating: 4.33/5

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Feasibly - May 30, 2011, 12:02 pm
Freedom to sit in class and fart like a pack mule for starters, 5L
Sho - May 30, 2011, 9:57 am
Ok. Freedom to what then
Hawamleh - May 29, 2011, 11:02 pm
Now that's something anyone can and should respect, 5l.
ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 10:02 pm
Completely understood RR. I did not wish to make allusions otherwise. Just don't try to call a Marine a "Soldier" to his face. ;)
ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 9:56 pm
It is not "Freedom from" something but, the "Freedom to".
Sho - May 29, 2011, 9:31 pm
Don't take me wrong on this but: Freedom from what exactly?
rerun - May 29, 2011, 3:30 pm

I meant "Soldier" in a more generic form here, to nclude members of all branches of the military
ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 1:14 pm
Not to forget a Marine or a Sailor or an Airman of course.


MURDER - Still a better love story than Twilight.


TAGS: murder better than twilight
Rating: 4.47/5

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astro250 - April 27, 2012, 2:57 pm
awesome
dogwelder - April 26, 2012, 11:20 pm
vibrant colors!
tellitlikeitis - April 26, 2012, 10:16 pm
Brillant.


ANY DRUGS, ALCOHOL OR WEAPONS ? - No thank you officer, we have everything we need .


TAGS: drugs alcohol weapons thanks officer
Rating: 4.88/5

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Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:26 pm
HEART
Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:23 pm
Warning I'm about to make an unmanly post about how much I like this...


THANK GUINNESS - It's Friday, enjoy !




HAPPY THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: charlie brown thanksgiving
Rating: 4.39/5

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Derek - November 22, 2011, 5:03 am
I've seen a good many people for whom a bit of "starvation" wouldn't go astray.


IRONY - Franklin - "This is so great, having all my friends and I together for Thanksgiving and... wait- what the hell?"


TAGS: peanuts charlie brown thanksgiving franklin
Rating: 4.23/5

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ratfink95 - August 17, 2015, 10:54 am
Problem with that Sparky? You haven't got that quite right anyway. Peppermint Patty was interested in Charlie Brown.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 12:46 pm
Peanuts was bullsh*t anyway. Always making fun of god (the crazy kid is the only one that quotes the bible), one black kid who never got to say anything and two stereotypical lesbians.
mattwins34 - December 13, 2010, 4:22 pm
Wow I never noticed that before


REDNECK THANKSGIVING - Somehow I don't think this is the image that Norman Rockwell had in mind




TYPICAL - You only love me for my huge breasts


TAGS: humor funny thanksgiving
Rating: 3.28/5

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GuinnessTroll - March 24, 2010, 1:23 pm
Motifake Wit Liberation F - your comment is funnier than the post...can I give that comment 5Ls?
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 25, 2009, 3:01 am
It's true. Turkeys have awesome breasts. I like to put them in my mouth. And, like all breasts, they are great covered in gravy and taken with mashed potatoes and cranberry sauce.
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 2:49 am
Nice! 5 lions


I'M MOST THANKFUL - that this pisses off PETA!


TAGS: peta thanksgiving
Rating: 4.63/5

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PapaFox - November 22, 2012, 3:38 pm
Yummy! Can't wait for my own turkey to finish.
GaryO - November 22, 2012, 1:33 pm
love it...5L
maoworks2 - November 22, 2012, 12:32 pm
Wow Ham Turkey And All The Fixings That Looks So Good 5L Well Done.


SALUTE -


TAGS: thanks airman and others who serve
Rating: 4.39/5

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rerun - April 14, 2011, 6:51 pm

One can never finish saying thank you
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:26 pm
Nice one RR. 5 L's.
TheOne - April 13, 2011, 7:31 pm
Its been done,but its never been finished.5L.


REALITY CHECK, WHAT FREEDOM MEANS -


TAGS: freedom reality soldier war thanks
Rating: 4.44/5

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pricksoldier - September 20, 2011, 10:12 pm
that would be an original, unfortunately, just a few days later my unit lost one of its own over here.
Reality Lord - September 17, 2011, 1:52 pm

well done. is the text original...did you write it?


THANKSGIVING - Take the day off from fighting evil Today is turkey day




THE FRIEND ZONE - Sometimes it beats the one-eyed mutant freaks you might have had.


TAGS: incest saving thankyou friend zone
Rating: 3.9/5

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MidgetBunny - April 9, 2012, 5:54 pm
This is high-larious :D


VETERANS DAY -


TAGS: r i p cmdcm jeff garber uss dwight d eisenhower this is for all of the servicemen and women thank you
Rating: 4.74/5

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5150monkeylove - January 3, 2011, 1:41 am
this was in the top 10 for the month of November until about 2 weeks ago. Does anybody know if the requirements changed? I PM'd the boss and did not get an answer.
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 9:02 pm
It is NOW happily ever after after you liked it, Moo+. Thanks a heap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2010, 10:42 am
And you lived happily ever after?....I forgot, don't ask..........5L
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 10:28 am
This was the first picture I asked for permission to use. I saw it on a friends FB page. I also ended up meeting a guy who was on the same ship as me. He asked the original owner of the photo for me. I even sent them the moti for their approval.
spacedog - November 12, 2010, 8:31 pm
5
ICEMAN - November 11, 2010, 9:59 pm
That's five by five.
5150monkeylove - November 11, 2010, 8:49 pm
The day is almost over.... I had my first ever Veterans day off. I feel good, and appreciated for once


BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY - The one who said that never had a homemade helmet on his head...




FACIAL HAIR - It makes (or breaks) the man. Where are you on the chart?


TAGS: at least im not lower than hitler
Rating: 4.62/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 1, 2012, 4:08 pm
Wow... If this poster holds truth then shockingly I am third from most trustworthy facial hair types you get... 5 Razors to you!
ICEMAN - April 29, 2010, 6:18 pm
Looks like I'm a combination of the 'handlebar' & the 'chin tuft' with a little bit of the 'wolverine' thrown in.
R.S.Jake - April 29, 2010, 4:45 pm
As a matter of fact it's hard to tell what if any facial hair anyone on here has...I don't even have the same stash that my avatar has...much to my dissapointment.
R.S.Jake - April 29, 2010, 4:41 pm
Just growing a stash to go with it gets you almost to the top! And if I knew you had a goat MWLF, I would have named it after you, but I didn't know.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - April 29, 2010, 4:37 pm
As a goateed individual, I take umbrage at the arrangement of these facial hair types. I especially don't like being lumped in with Jesse James.
R.S.Jake - April 27, 2010, 6:03 pm
@ usaf1995, It was a good natured ribbing to one of our resident scary clowns. Besides, the clown hair and nose wouldn't have looked as good if it were green or even orange.
usaf1995 - April 27, 2010, 5:25 pm
ummm why is "the hitler" above "scary clown"? still i give 5 lions nice one
Ed-Hyde - April 27, 2010, 10:36 am
I'm very trustworthy. I'm a webmaster, you can definitely trust me.
ICEMAN - April 26, 2010, 6:19 pm
5 thin wispy ones Jake, nice.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 5:55 pm
WOW!!! Im just glad you made it thru and didn't O.D on a protein overdose.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 5:55 pm
LOL! Sorry to hear that Matt. Well, you know what they say, easy come easy go.
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 5:49 pm
No, she wouldn't let me skip it. Worst 3 weeks of my life. Made lots of friends tho...
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 5:42 pm
And yes, Culinary School would be magic! Not sure if the wife will let me go though.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 5:41 pm
So Matt, your wife won't let you go to Blow Job School?
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 5:40 pm
ROR!! Yea i got slapped when i brought up the stripper pole aerobics class the offer at the local community college but hit a home run with the culinary school.
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 5:31 pm
Genius!!! You're my hero FP. And the best part is, I'd bet she WANTED to go. So there wasn't that awkward conversation like I had about blow job school.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 5:23 pm
Well just do what im doing and send your ol lady to culinary school! It is worth every penny!!!
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 5:11 pm
at least you get bitter almonds Jake. I've got to fish out my own toaster leavin's
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:59 pm
OK, OK , so you don't like Moobie, sorry, I was just tryin' it out. I can make a pretty mean sammich myself, I never really trust my wife enough to be alone in the kitchen, all her cooking tastes like bitter almonds.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:57 pm
ROR! Nice, must have been the other Mooooooooooooooooooo with only 18 o's then. Itsa common mistake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:48 pm
You obviously don't know my mom....are you last in line? (I hate that bitch)
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:43 pm
Not grounds for divorce... i mean whenever your mom leaves me she always packs the fridge with good eats. Maybe she should pass some lessons onto the misses?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:42 pm
Moobie?....you wanna go?......I'll eat your kids too......."I love children, but I can never eat a whole one"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:39 pm
No....is that grounds for divorce?
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:39 pm
No worries Moobie, I didn't know the situation, I'd be cranky too! No Sammiches! The Horror!
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:37 pm
Thats terrible, she didnt make you a whole bunch of stuff and label it in the fridge with the appropriate microwave times?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:35 pm
er.... sorry? Mrs.moooooooooo is out of town and no one is making me sammiches.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:33 pm
klaatu barada nikto klaatu barada nikto klaatu barada nikto klaatu barada nikto
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:32 pm
Hmmmm, do I need to add a category under Scary Clown for a "Sober Mooooo"? He's cranky!
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:30 pm
Lets not talk about eating my kiddos Moooooooooooooooooooo. There is plenty of more Jameson's at the store.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:27 pm
You're dead to me....I will eat your children.....Pass the hot sauce.
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:20 pm
I will give it back but it wont have whiskey in it anymore, it might have gas and a flaming towel hanging out of it. Moltov cocktails are always a good party favor, anyways the bottle is empty so unless you collect them i see you needing no use for it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:18 pm
That's my whiskey....give it back!!!
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:17 pm
Bad a$$ pic courtesy of FattMatt!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 4:15 pm
WTF is up with that avatar face?.....It's making me thirsty..
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
That was only once and i didn't know... it was a bit gamey anyways, wouldn't try it again. Like a fine wine a person has to be aged properly before eating. Also a good blend of spices or a homeade dry rub is always good.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 4:03 pm
Well, Face, there is the whole eating children thing...
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 3:59 pm
Aww come on, really Jake. This hurts... no not really at all. Im not sure if its a compliment or an insult to be rated lower that Hitler? J/k! Good poster sir!
Kung-Fu Devil - April 26, 2010, 3:23 pm
Nice edit! haha. But I do not appear on this list, so I am only giving it 4.99L, and then rounding it up to the nearest lion.
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 3:18 pm
5 unsavory disasters for you!!
Fatt Matt - April 26, 2010, 3:15 pm
HAHAHA! I always had doubts about faceplant... you can't deny it if it's on a graph.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 3:10 pm
OK, so it's a day early.


CAPTAIN OBVIOUS -


TAGS: thanks for that capn
Rating: 4.53/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 9:55 am
Capn B, that one was too easy...5LOL's just the same though!


PREFERENCE - I prefer hell to heaven Just for the company


TAGS: hell is better than heaven
Rating: 4.65/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 1, 2012, 7:51 pm
So even the slightest of breeze will work wonders
GaryO - April 1, 2012, 4:29 pm
…and it’s a dry heat


REAL LIFE - Still a better love story than Twilight


TAGS: better love story than twilight
Rating: 4.61/5

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Ganon2012 - September 13, 2012, 1:18 am
If I were her, I'd be concerned that he will do all that other stuff after picking up the dog crap. lol
Kyronic - May 19, 2012, 2:22 am
That's funny. 5 lions.


THANKSGIVING - Thanksgiving Canucks Style !




WWF STILL A BETTER STORY THAN TWILIGHT -


TAGS: wwf better story than twilight
Rating: 4.58/5

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Nahrond - January 28, 2012, 1:25 am
Anybody wanna peanut????
maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 2:30 pm
Big Jean .
Reality Lord - January 19, 2012, 5:30 pm

i lol'd


THANKSGIVING - Enjoy your holiday assholes...


TAGS: thanksgiving enjoy your holiday assholes
Rating: 3.93/5

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twill1962 - January 12, 2013, 7:51 pm
Iron Eyes Cody, real name was Espera Oscar DeCorti, born to 2 first-generation Italian immigrants
MashiMashi - November 22, 2012, 3:33 pm
We use to use that tear clip at the end of our join lacrosse add.
thatwasfail - November 28, 2010, 9:32 pm
What does that Sicilian have against Thanksgiving?
Budog - November 25, 2010, 11:51 am
Cloudchaser, don't feel bad I remember them too...
rerun - November 25, 2010, 11:18 am

those were great commercials, they should still run them far as I am concerned
Cloudchaser - November 25, 2010, 11:15 am
Iron Eyes Cody. The crying Indian in a litter commercial. Dam, I'm old


GAY NAZIS -


TAGS: motifake timmies official flag south park reference thanks for asking
Rating: 3.39/5

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Bartimaeus - December 20, 2009, 6:13 pm
What? Maybe behind closed doors, but the Nazi party as a whole was against homosexuality. Now, if you're going to talk about "basic research," cite your sources.
The Goat - December 20, 2009, 4:37 pm
Actually quite a few of them were - do your basic research!
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 1:45 am
Keep digging, Bart. I may get you out of the hole.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 1:08 am
I swear...I say Kanye West is handsome ONE TIME and suddenly I'm a gay fish...
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 1:05 am
Not helping your case there Bart.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 1:05 am
Thanks, I'm glad you guys like it. Let this be a blow to Timmies everywhere...wait...
WTFO - November 26, 2009, 1:02 am
Excellent, Bart.
phydeaux - November 26, 2009, 12:41 am
OK, that made me shoot my drink out my nose. 5L for a VERY well done one Bartimaeus!


GUILT INCLUDED -


TAGS: mothers days thanks love gifts
Rating: 4.34/5

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Chrysophase2003 - May 20, 2012, 9:28 pm
She wants the credit for me being pulled into this world, she's getting the blame too.
Hawamleh - May 14, 2012, 10:26 am
5l poster, 10 lion comment.
GaryO - May 13, 2012, 8:37 pm
Good thoughts, DJ. So I went to visit mom. I kinda feel bad about not stayin’ so long, but my brother’s storage facility was quite stuffy, and that urn always gives me the creeps….especially that dang happy face.


REMEMBER KIDS - If someone offers you drugs, say thank you, they are expensive




CULTURES - Looks like we're not so different after all...


TAGS: but in our culture you can be da bomb more than once
Rating: 4.5/5

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Faceplant31 - March 2, 2010, 3:19 pm
AMSOME!


SERENITY -


TAGS: my do over thank you very much
Rating: 3.63/5

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BoneCD - October 22, 2009, 2:18 pm
5 Poodles
spacedog - October 22, 2009, 1:53 pm
Well done Sean. 5Ls.
motifake - October 22, 2009, 1:00 pm

Spelling error fix re-post
Sean - October 22, 2009, 12:51 pm
I think yer quite confused about that.
RON - October 22, 2009, 12:30 pm
i'm confused...I, thought I seen this before...5+L


ADDICTION -


TAGS: dumber than the law allows
Rating: 4.67/5

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AdmiralAckbar - October 11, 2010, 11:41 pm
*I could be wrong
AdmiralAckbar - October 11, 2010, 11:40 pm
The frosted glass makes it hard to tell. I don't think rerun likes wearing bikinis...I could beng
eldiabloloco - October 11, 2010, 11:20 pm
is that cubby or rerun
Sparrowgirl - July 28, 2010, 1:39 am
5L
agdaniele - July 28, 2010, 12:55 am
Still hilarious!
DreMagnum - March 23, 2010, 1:53 pm
Well, you could use an apple, but that would be kind of weird. 5L's space. One of the better posters i've seen
Airman - March 22, 2010, 5:14 pm
5 LOL's
Faceplant31 - March 22, 2010, 9:50 am
Great! 5L
LogicDude - March 22, 2010, 8:34 am
It's not the peeking in the windows that's so bad...it's when he humps your leg after. 5L!
lesterinside - March 22, 2010, 4:53 am
LOL. Bad Dog!!! 5L
Produceman117 - March 21, 2010, 7:31 pm
Incredible. A+ and 5Ls.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 12:59 pm
Brilliant! Favorite'd and five'd.


THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: thanksgiving holiday feast wtf
Rating: 3.43/5

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what about the... - August 5, 2009, 5:05 pm
Imagine if the Indians had given us a chicken. We would all be having Cock.


DELUSIONS -


TAGS: some are dumber than others
Rating: 4.71/5

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Haarakkon - August 7, 2012, 4:02 pm
Top notch.
MissPriss - August 6, 2012, 2:03 pm
And the first 5L laugh of my day goes to...the dynamic duo of Mr. and Mrs.


DID YOU HEAR THAT? - Daddy just told mommy that he likes to be spanked!




S T U P I D - You can fix your hair...you can fix your face...you can wear the best clothes...but you can't fix STUPID


TAGS: dumber than the law allows boom
Rating: 4.33/5

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IllicoPresto - March 21, 2010, 5:28 pm
Ahh yes, gasoline and fire. Known in the military as a "Foom Ball."
MO - March 21, 2010, 3:09 pm
Ha! I didn't see her smoking! Whoof!! No more blonde!! Looks more like a burnt match stick now!! Whoof!! Whoof!!
Cubbybear - March 21, 2010, 3:04 pm
Filling gas while smoking. I know son...she's hawt
[email protected] - March 21, 2010, 2:43 pm
I don't get it


FACEBOOK STATUS -


TAGS: lennon s comment we are bigger than christ
Rating: 4.72/5

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Verdeckt - July 24, 2011, 7:23 am
Jesus has poked you, do you want to poke back? Mary says no, I ain't falling for that again...
coldinjected - July 23, 2011, 11:55 am
I needed this today, thank you.
spacedog - July 23, 2011, 10:35 am
Jesus Christ that's a lot of hair products. Amazing. 5L


devils and dust -


TAGS: nathan cirillo canada ottawa springsteen
Rating: 4.68/5

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ughomer - October 24, 2014, 9:02 am
Well done RL!
maoworks2 - October 23, 2014, 2:55 pm
That Was Great .


JONNY WE HARDLY KNEW YA -


TAGS: spc jonathan pilgeram not forgotten
Rating: 4.81/5

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GySgt1811 - June 4, 2011, 7:47 pm
Hang in there, Haarak.
Krissie - May 30, 2011, 5:27 pm
*wipes some tears*....5 lions
Hawamleh - May 30, 2011, 9:02 am
5 lions.
Haarakkon - May 30, 2011, 3:17 am
Thanks, guys. I'm still having a hard time with this. He was just a great kid.
Feasibly - May 29, 2011, 9:42 pm
Nice indeed, Haar. 5L
Greeny - May 29, 2011, 9:25 pm
nice!
fatelvis - May 29, 2011, 6:26 pm
5 salute5


WAR - One of the only places on Earth where you meet heroes daily. Be nice to everyone you talk to; You might not get to say "Thank-You" or "Good-Bye" later on.




THE MILITARY SPOUSE -


TAGS: thanks for sacrificing too
Rating: 4.79/5

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rerun - April 30, 2011, 11:08 pm

I have never been in the service....does this mean I don't have the right to appreciate the sacrifices military spouses make?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2011, 9:13 pm
I don't run a website and I get plenty of fresh air. Thanks for caring about my well being though.
Sean - April 30, 2011, 7:14 pm
(ooops, premature submission) ... explain why he struck out again, and again?
Sean - April 30, 2011, 7:12 pm
You ever notice that Moooooooooooooooooooo tends to be right in a way that also serves to s
Greeny - April 30, 2011, 7:04 pm
I was in the service, and I agree with Moo+
InkAddict90 - April 30, 2011, 4:35 pm
if you havent been in the service you really dont have a right to comment!!
InkAddict90 - April 30, 2011, 4:34 pm
like you can talk MR. IRunAWebsite and havent seen sunlight in 4 years.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2011, 8:37 pm
Most?.....I doubt that, Why insult these poor women, If yours cheated, maybe it's because you suck as a husband.
InkAddict90 - April 28, 2011, 7:59 pm
even though most military spouses are liars and cheaters who cant stay faithful thru a 7 month deployment... not that i would know. usmc
Sean - April 27, 2011, 9:00 pm
But now there is some funny in it for me.
rerun - April 27, 2011, 8:50 pm

oh well, still doesn't hange the sentiment.
rerun - April 27, 2011, 8:47 pm

is it working?
Sean - April 27, 2011, 8:47 pm
Didn't think so. Monarch's are a tricky species.
ICEMAN - April 27, 2011, 8:46 pm
Hey rerun, are you trying to set off all the epileptics out there with that avatar?
rerun - April 27, 2011, 8:43 pm

nope, I didn't.
Sean - April 27, 2011, 8:37 pm
You realize that THAT is a pic of two Monarchs humping, don't you?
rerun - April 27, 2011, 7:28 pm

thanks for the inspiration.
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 6:27 pm
as a Military spouse, I thank YOU. 5L


PESSIMISM -


TAGS: babies turn into adult and they get old and die youll thank me for telling you this pzy
Rating: 4.6/5

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tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:36 pm
I am Jack's total lack of surprise.
spacedog - October 26, 2010, 8:14 pm
Very good Pzykosiz.


MORE TO LIFE THAN TECHNOLOGY - Have you plugged in today ?


TAGS: more to life than technology
Rating: 4.1/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:26 pm
The Matrix has you.
TheOne - June 19, 2012, 2:07 pm
I like it. 4L.


GREAT MEN -


TAGS: great men thankful for our usa military
Rating: 3.57/5

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peteyb - December 16, 2009, 9:30 pm
Late I know, but I just came across this...must say that as a Canuck I love having the US milary to back us up! Love you guys, and thanks!Focus on the Timmies!
Macgofeckyerself - September 6, 2009, 9:28 am
Why is everybody whining about the Yanks? Judging by the weapon (Steyr with usl) and the Camo I am taking a wild guess this is a Soldier from the Irish Defense Forces (most likely Ranger Wing) It most defo is not a Yankee Soldier.
MO - August 28, 2009, 8:31 am
Hubba, the anti American stick up your ass can be removed by leebling. He to has a problem with us. I'm Just saying.....someone needs to take it out....I'd only shove it in further, so I can't help you.
HubbaBubba - August 28, 2009, 5:37 am
Indeed, always out there protecting the U.S. from invading forces such as......oh, wait, nobody's actually in your country waging war?? You're in someone else's country?? But.....Which families are they protecting then?
Haarakkon - May 14, 2009, 12:01 pm
Absolutely, Brian. They'll come from all religions and backgrounds, and you'll never know who they are until the shit really does hit the fan.
Brian The Great - May 14, 2009, 11:06 am
You'll never really hear the names of the real heroes much in this culture. A fucking sports star is not a hero. A fucking actor is not a hero. Heroes are guys who put it all on the line for others. Guys that think service is a joke will never get it
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:23 pm
I know I'm pissing into the wind when I do this but sometimes I just can't help myself. The troll bait is always so crunchy.
WTFO - April 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
I'm positive that this piece of trash couldn't muster the testicular fortitude to actually say those words to me. He'd be too busy pissing his pants in the presence of a real man.
WTFO - April 1, 2009, 11:39 pm
all the non-verbal communication that is part of a discussion. Another distinct advantage is that if some cock-smoker like weker says he hopes you get shot, you are right there to slap the taste out of his mouth. Of course, in a face-to-face discussion
WTFO - April 1, 2009, 11:37 pm
Mark, it's no use arguing with a moron. This little butt-pirate is the perfect example of the biggest problem with this form of communication. I much prefer to have face-to-face discussions with people. With comment chains you lose tone, inflection, and
Mark - April 1, 2009, 1:21 pm
weker - You're an idiot, a troll, and a Timmy all rolled into one. STFU and GTFO.
weker - April 1, 2009, 1:21 pm
P.S you are a retard
weker - April 1, 2009, 1:20 pm
im sorry "threw a party over in France in world war one" again if your trying to reference something look it up don't ask your rent boy because do you really think he would be a rent boy if he was smart
Mark - March 31, 2009, 6:50 pm
And I almost forgot....Retard? Eat shit and die you English fagot.
Mark - March 31, 2009, 6:49 pm
Duh...yeah that's right. WWI you threw a party over in France and we had to bail your collective asses out of there. Churchill deliberately let the Lusitania get sunk and Hitler would have sissy slapped you if we didn't rescue your ass with Lend-Lease.
weker - March 31, 2009, 4:39 pm
im sorry our wars do some history retard
Mark - March 31, 2009, 3:46 pm
Kylo14 - If we didn't "toss" the Brits out of here in 1781 then why aren't we still colonies? If you don't want us getting the glory, then please stop inviting us to your World Wars. You'd be drinking your beer the proper way, cold, if it wasn't for us.
Kylo14 - March 31, 2009, 3:16 pm
Looking at previous posts, i must say that america didint 'toss us off' in 1781, as history usually suggests that the british fight the war, then the americans come in and take the glory. Like Iraq, if it aint fixed, just bomb it
Kylo14 - March 31, 2009, 3:12 pm
Bonjour ja'mpelle Kyle, america are pretty good but they get pwned by us french, we have moustaches and some pretty tasty weaponry
Mark - March 31, 2009, 2:06 pm
Hoping a member of our Armed Forces gets shot goes beyond expressing your opinion. You are beneath contempt and are undeserving of the protection afforded you by WTFO and those like him. I concur with the comment of Anon E. Muss, please eat shit and die.
weker - March 31, 2009, 11:35 am
im just expressing my opinion and fact about the subject not my fault you take it out of proportion
WTFO - March 31, 2009, 3:06 am
Thank you for proving what a complete piece of shit you are weker. I wonder if that is enough grounds to have you removed from Motifake, you dickless little fuck.
Arrogant Knight - March 30, 2009, 11:13 am
Piss off, weker.
weker - March 30, 2009, 11:06 am
lol
weker - March 30, 2009, 11:06 am
i hope you get shot
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 7:12 pm
decent and hard-working people all around the globe, we also have to protect low-life pieces of shit like this ass munch. Oh well, you gotta take the bad with the good. Enjoy your rights ass hole, I'll be here protecting it tomorrow.
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 7:10 pm
As a non-inbred, retarded military man, weker can go fuck himself. His freedom of speech was provided by the actions of brave men and women all over the world who took up arms to defend what is right. It's a shame that in the process of defending honest,
Anon E. Muss - March 29, 2009, 6:28 pm
right, cuz what you do is probably soo much better eat shit and die
weker - March 26, 2009, 1:21 pm
its nothing against Americans (even though you are mostly composed of retards) the military of the world are all inbred retards
LogicDude - March 26, 2009, 10:16 am
Evil D...I think he means "Merc" as in "Mercenary"
Evil Dog - March 26, 2009, 10:00 am
A "Merc"? 25 or 30 horsepower? Hector, is English your first language?
Hector - March 26, 2009, 9:21 am
Sounds like "me" gets excited about something shoved up an ass. Probably his own. Probably by a Merc.
me - March 26, 2009, 1:06 am
weker should get an m3 shoved up his ass
Burrito Boy - March 24, 2009, 9:11 pm
Damn straight!!!
Mark - March 24, 2009, 3:58 pm
"Wankers?" Really? We "tossed" your sorry British "wankers" out of here in 1781. The word "wanker" has been banned in this country ever since then. And don't give me any crap about the WORLD Wide Web. It's American. Al Gore invented it. He said so.
LogicDude - March 24, 2009, 3:47 pm
Obviously you got your "weaker" ass kicked by a soldier...probably because you are what you are trying to imply they are.
weker - March 24, 2009, 3:06 pm
soldiers what wankers
HEF - March 24, 2009, 2:41 pm
Great poster ronsart, and thanks to all our great men and women who do their duty for me and my family. I tuck my kids in everynight knowing they are the most important dreams of my life. Thank you.


TURKEY - This Years Was the Best


TAGS: bacon thanksgiving yum better
Rating: 3.53/5

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BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 7:45 pm
ummmm...TurBacon


LIONS - With this many haters around.... They may mean nothing at all!


TAGS: more negative lions are given out by haters than positive ones by fans your low ratings may be a sign of respect your high rating may mean nothing at all comments and compliments mean more than lions
Rating: 3/5

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crazzyd77 - December 29, 2012, 8:16 pm
How sad
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:48 pm
"prolly have aids by now" WTF are you even talking about?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:42 pm
You have a lot of anger in you GrimFilth........Show us on the dolly where the bad man touched you, You'll feel better.
GrimFilth - December 3, 2009, 4:28 pm
3 fat fucks and many rangers. bet the fatties can't even track down a sandwich in the fridge. It comforts me knowing they prolly have aids by now, and they can't see their own penises
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:32 am
know it alls been a very racist commenter for some time.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:25 am
I see what you mean...taking something innocent as the crew for the Big Game hunt standing in the background, like a Coach would in a Team Photo, and making it racist!
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:20 am
Hey, I didn't know WTF you talking about there Space...So I took a shot in the dark
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am
I meant Knowitalls version and comment. I like TTH's poster.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:17 am
Me too, I can see the Lion's figs...so damn disgusting.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:15 am
I'm a bit surprised that his poster was approved.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:29 pm

Well, we all know that know it all is prone to being racist.
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:26 pm
But Know_nothing's version is as racist as his comment below is...
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:31 pm

know it posted his own version of this poster....lame
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 3:25 pm
I'm pretty sure those are the knowledgeable guides that took the fat guys out there, knowitall. They get paid to keep the fatties alive, not pose as tough guys.
know_it_all - December 2, 2009, 3:03 pm
lol, all the black people had to stand in the back
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:23 pm
X-tra, try making this poster... use the same picture, but add your text. Submit it... I'll approve it. Let's see how it does. Please and thank you.
Jericho - December 1, 2009, 7:02 pm
Hmm...Maybe Next Picture They Can Take With A Bunch Of Slaughtered Defenseless Baby Otters...Assholes.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:11 pm
xopster i think you missed the joke. we vote in lions on motifake.....
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:09 pm
great picture, stupid text. How about: Q How mandy dicks with guns does it take to kill a beautiful Lion? Answer....
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:05 pm
I agree with you TTH as well
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 6:01 pm
I totally agree with the sentiment TrashHeap. Comments count, votes don't amount. 5Ls
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:41 pm
Just learn not to care about ratings. If at least 1 regular likes my poster enough to comment I am happy.
Jmac0585 - December 1, 2009, 5:37 pm
I registered this complaint a month ago in the forum. It's Irritating.
Derek - December 1, 2009, 5:24 pm
A portait of a dead lion and a pack of assholes. Demotivating all right.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:17 pm
3.67 after 3 votes! Thanks for proving my point hater!
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:09 pm
Thanx GS. It came to me in a dream.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 5:07 pm
5 HooRahs!


Dear Officer, -


TAGS: thanks po po
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 5, 2015, 12:07 pm
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - December 5, 2015, 11:14 am
a 5er


DANKE SCHOEN -


TAGS: thanks i needed that cubby
Rating: 4.64/5

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DeGrey - October 10, 2010, 3:05 pm
nice pic, creepy motivation


BARNEY FIFE RULE -


TAGS: dumber than the law allows day
Rating: 4.39/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 21, 2015, 1:06 pm
Actually, Barry was right in most cases. Dress right, don't give prisoners home comforts, use police equipment for police duty. Andy was a full blown retard.
SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:16 pm
5L. I've consulted in a lot of government offices, and that rule would explain a *lot*.
GreyScorpion - March 21, 2010, 10:52 am
5 nip it in the bud's


TRADITION - "I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land." -- Jon Stewart




EUTHANASIA - Do you REALLY need more proof that it should be legalized??


TAGS: euthanasia ugly granny
Rating: 3.86/5

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vulture - February 20, 2012, 5:00 pm
Please tell me this was never allowed to breed! Ice - excellent! 5L for your pun!
rachelhorses123 - February 19, 2012, 2:06 pm
Please do not show this to your own ugly granny, if you have one.
ICEMAN - February 18, 2012, 8:30 pm
What's that pic have to do with kids in China? :/


OH NO NOT AGAIN. - "Oh no, not again," is what flashed through the mind of Douglas Adams who had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.


TAGS: if we knew exactly why douglas adams had thought oh no not again we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we currently do
Rating: 2.47/5

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Derek - November 16, 2009, 3:31 pm
A whale of a tale :})
Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 8:55 am
Someone has been reading again. Now put the five book trilogy down slowly. That's right, here's a cup of tea and a towel.


LUNAR TRUTHS -


TAGS: thanksto the photographer he gave me ok to use this i didn t ask if i should credit it please feel free to take credit hope i did you proud
Rating: 4.71/5

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Haarakkon - August 8, 2010, 7:43 pm
Thanks for doing it justice! Chased that shot for 2 nights.
rerun - August 8, 2010, 6:47 pm

Thanks Haar for the great pic.


GERMANY - THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT -


TAGS: german girls drinking german beer guten tag and thanks for the assist faceplant
Rating: 4/5

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forseti - May 3, 2011, 2:22 pm
WE CAN PLAY HOCKEY! Have a look at the world championship!
champ99 - February 10, 2011, 4:17 pm
I sure do miss Germany from time to time, many a good memory from when I was there, this was one of them!
champ99 - February 10, 2011, 4:15 pm
sehr gut! Zwei Bier bitte! Prost!
il_smartass - February 25, 2010, 9:51 pm
sehr gut!!! prost!
Derek - February 24, 2010, 9:05 pm
They got a couple of goals off one of the best teams in the World. Can't be too bad.
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2010, 8:25 pm
Cheers!


MOOOOOO? -


TAGS: thanksgiving moo tribute also a small joke about my name clever ass turkies damn it all
Rating: 3.44/5

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Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:51 am
Enough of your fascination with Italian suppositories...this is relatively clean si...I can't say that with a straight face. I mean straight, as in unmoving.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:49 am
Innuendo is always fun.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:48 am
O, the innuendo. For the last time, I'm not a gay fish! I can't deny it anymore!...wait...damn.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:46 am
I`m sure you would Bart. I`m sure you would.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:45 am
Is that..."I'd like a dog in gravy." ???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:45 am
I think it means "the air conditioning in this building is not sufficient".....I could be wrong.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:44 am
Hah....I know a few words.....an ex of mine spoke Portuguese......I ditched her when she kept saying "Eu estou grávida"
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:41 am
You told me you were teaching them Portuguese...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:34 am
Foiled again! 5.


GEE, THANKS - I've got the worst hangover at the moment. Last night was such a big night. All I can remember is that I crapped my pants.




COURAGE -


TAGS: respect thanks military salute
Rating: 4.85/5

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marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:37 pm
it dont get better than thi5
TheOne - April 26, 2011, 6:50 pm
Sir this is one of the reasons i love this site.
Airman - April 26, 2011, 3:11 pm
nice rerun
coldinjected - April 26, 2011, 11:54 am
That picture is awesome my friend.


MORAL OF THE STORY -


TAGS: thanks culos condoms
Rating: 4.67/5

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camden - March 25, 2010, 7:59 pm
if i could give 10 lions, i would give it 50.
GuinnessTroll - March 19, 2010, 6:49 pm
Great joke...
sywolf - March 19, 2010, 1:34 am
someone told me that joke a couple of years ago, its really old, but I like the way you tell it
Makriev - March 19, 2010, 12:45 am
LOL Really good one! 5 L
ICEMAN - March 18, 2010, 11:15 pm
Been there, done that. Well except for the little sister thing, and the family thing, and the marriage thing. Other than that.......... 5L
spacedog - March 18, 2010, 10:58 pm
Good one Face, 5Ls.


OOO RAH -


TAGS: marines thanks rerun
Rating: 4.32/5

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fan4camping - May 18, 2012, 7:28 pm
Thank5 for dredging up memories of Boot Camp.
rerun - May 18, 2012, 6:15 pm

Somehow I think you have heard that before. Excellent, great laugh of the day.


U.S. MARINES - Taking care of each other in life, taking care of each other after. Thank you.


TAGS: marines usmc pride honor thank you
Rating: 3.54/5

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Sean - July 13, 2009, 10:49 pm
*psychosexual (hey, poster! me)
Sean - July 13, 2009, 10:48 pm
If this is your idea of blowing a Marine, you've probably just disappointed a lot of Marines -- or 1 in 10, anyway, assuming that they are not a psychosocially anomalous sub-population.


HAWAMLEH -


TAGS: culos money worthless thanks
Rating: 4.72/5

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Hawamleh - February 22, 2011, 5:18 pm
You flatter me, even though I feel very alone ...


THE RESTING PLACE - A Man May Build Himself A Throne Of Bayonets, But He Cannot Sit On It


TAGS: the resting place thanks aggy for the quote
Rating: 4.31/5

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mikeloeven - September 1, 2013, 3:40 am
Is .... Does This mean their making a modern day game of thrones !!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:43 am
Touché
Claire - July 5, 2010, 1:42 am
No. I forget you're not always sober. :p
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:38 am
I'm confused.......you're a lesbian??
Claire - July 5, 2010, 1:35 am
The sad thing is, it's true!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:31 am
LMAO!!!!!! I was just trying to come up with a similar joke...
Claire - July 5, 2010, 1:27 am
You mean he won't even give me the courtesy of pretending to be a (female) lesbian and hitting on me? I'm almost insulted.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:26 am
GuyFox and Derek are the same person.....he's too lazy to play the "naru" game.
Claire - July 5, 2010, 1:11 am
Guy, Derek was employing what we would call a "pun."
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:08 am
silly Derek wanna be (not something to aspire to)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:07 am
You completely......Go fuck yourself!
guyfox - July 5, 2010, 1:03 am
you completely missed the quote
Derek - May 17, 2010, 6:08 am
It appears to be an "arms" chair


PIGS ARE AMSOME! -


TAGS: pigs are more amsome than you
Rating: 4.51/5

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Greeny - August 15, 2015, 9:28 am
Good for a chuckle every time.
Jmac0585 - June 11, 2010, 11:10 am
Pig are also vengeful, will bite the same person who harmed them days or weeks later in retaliation, they also produce a higher edible weight vs. live weight ratio than beef or lamb. All this= more mean bacon. 5L, sir.
spacedog - January 12, 2010, 6:09 pm
Awesome poster culos, 5 happy piggies.
Who Cares? - January 12, 2010, 4:37 pm
I've always wondered why I see pigs on the roof. 5L Cause knowledge is power!
sickartist - January 12, 2010, 9:45 am
Bacon! 5L


GOBBLEGOBBLE -




JESUS - He wasn't just hung from a cross!


TAGS: december challenge jesus left more than footprints in the sand
Rating: 3.91/5

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spacedog - December 9, 2009, 6:04 pm
HA! 5Ls.
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:18 pm
LMAO!
MrRandom - December 9, 2009, 12:00 pm
Hahaha, slightly disturbing and great.
LogicDude - December 9, 2009, 10:37 am
You'll be screaming His name for one reason or another!
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 9:24 am
Logic, you're going to hell for that one. 5 Tennessee Mules!!


MORMONS - You can there are no other Mormons here and I am not telling




FIRST THANKSGIVING - Great. You fed them. Now they're never going to leave.




VETERANS DAY -


TAGS: veteransday thankyou military war
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 1:06 pm
And it would appear not enough world leaders have had to take that look...thank you to all the vets for all you have given for what we now have.


MIXED FEELINGS -




TURKEY - This is the version some would prefer at Thanksgiving -- Miss Turkey 2010.




BUBBLE BARRAGE - You never thought that Squirtle would turn on ya, and then realize that a Charmander would been a safer choice.




MACY'S THANKSGIVING PARADE - This unruly and unlawful mob is ordered to disperse


TAGS: macys thanksgiving parade disperse mob
Rating: 4.9/5

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Reality Lord - November 25, 2011, 5:54 pm

lolz...lt john pike...immortalized. you heard anonymous put his address and phone number online? that alone is justice.


RIP -


TAGS: tribute war thanks honor peace
Rating: 4.89/5

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coldinjected - February 21, 2011, 4:26 pm
It's still credited to Plato as of NOW. So before you jump into conspiracy theories and quoting random blogs, I think we are find letting Plato have this one for now Idlers.
Faceplant31 - February 21, 2011, 1:35 pm
You can take that discussion up with brainy quotes than. I believe them over you idlersjournal, so f*ck you very much.
idlersjournal - February 21, 2011, 1:31 pm
The quote was by George Santayana, not Plato.
newkevind51 - February 17, 2011, 8:31 am
sdfghjkl~~Kid your queer. how about you learn some respect!and your gay not this pic!
tellitlikeitis - February 15, 2011, 10:02 pm
Most excellent. And go find somewhere else to vent your anger sdfblahblahblah.
sdfghjkl - February 15, 2011, 8:50 pm
THis is fucking gay. suck a dick homo
evodmasters - February 8, 2011, 1:03 pm
Respect.


I AM AS FREE AS MY FEARS PERMIT ME TO BE - Watching the world from my cage, to which I hold the key.


TAGS: more than fear itself
Rating: 4.67/5

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HallieMarie - February 13, 2012, 10:46 pm
Great job! Thank5!
crankyhead - February 13, 2012, 10:39 pm
light5 out.


TOILET MANNERS -


TAGS: thanks mr phydeaux cubby motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.63/5

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GreyScorpion - January 30, 2010, 9:30 am
Guess that answers that nagging "does a bear sh*t in the woods" question. 5 Yogi's
BoneCD - January 30, 2010, 7:35 am
5 run Poodles run. Excellent Ron
Cubbybear - January 30, 2010, 2:02 am
5/5 Why do you think the girls love me?
ICEMAN - January 30, 2010, 12:12 am
I've seen that cartoon before but in this context... Classic. 5 rabbit pellets.


ONE PERSON'S NIGHTMARE -


TAGS: there is always someone sicker than you
Rating: 4.53/5

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CaptainBaked - March 28, 2011, 7:37 pm
nice one dude... well played
Bartimaeus - January 30, 2010, 11:07 pm
That's hot. 5.


THANKSGIVING DINNER - You had it coming.


TAGS: dinner in laws family fight thanksgiving
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - January 15, 2012, 7:58 am

i thought it was "the airing of the grievances" during the festivus season.
coco2006 - January 15, 2012, 3:42 am
It's a french caricature about the Dreyfus affair. At the top, somebody remarks "above all, let's not discuss the Dreyfus Affair!" At the bottom, the caption reads "they have discussed it."


CHEESEBURGER WITH THE WORKS - Better than sex...hey we REAL Greybeards know what makes us happy! Wait 'til you reach the 40's


TAGS: better than sex
Rating: 4.35/5

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Mongo - May 3, 2010, 3:55 pm
The cheese! And a beaker for the milk and sugar product, and are those....OLD LUNCH PAILS!
R.S.Jake - May 3, 2010, 3:14 pm
And notice the lettuce isn't even ON the burger, just an option!
union - May 3, 2010, 2:28 pm
Love the sprig of lettuce hiding back there!
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 8:48 pm
Wow. I'm in love.
The Goat - March 12, 2010, 8:22 pm
Can I go back to my 40s?
sickartist - March 12, 2010, 7:39 pm
I'll have what he's having but make mine a creme soda and a side of 5L
ICEMAN - March 12, 2010, 6:22 pm
Strawberry soda? 5 lil lunchboxes.
rerun - March 12, 2010, 5:31 pm

I keep eating like this I may not make my 50's
R.S.Jake - March 12, 2010, 4:12 pm
I have to go change my underwear. 5 clogged arteries! And worth every one!


CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON -


TAGS: yes i know its a pencil thanks
Rating: 4.22/5

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Bovee - January 22, 2010, 11:20 am
Great just plain Great!
Faceplant31 - January 22, 2010, 9:27 am
Thanks guys
ICEMAN - January 21, 2010, 8:35 pm
5 rounds sent down range.
spacedog - January 21, 2010, 8:11 pm
Nice work Face.
sickartist - January 21, 2010, 6:57 pm
I liked it Face. 5L
Treehodger - January 21, 2010, 6:55 pm
I'm lost. Perhaps because I never heard of this expression. All you old farts... Haha.


COOL - -noun. See: Jack


TAGS: jack nicholson is more awesome than you realize
Rating: 3.43/5

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CANADA - December 9, 2009, 5:51 pm
Coolest guy ever!
BoneCD - December 9, 2009, 3:50 pm
Nice
Jmac0585 - December 9, 2009, 11:31 am
I met the guy in person, and have no problem with making this poster. The dude is as cool as it gets.


SWEETHEART -


TAGS: thanksgiving such a wonderful family holiday
Rating: 3.41/5

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lesterinside - April 4, 2010, 1:52 pm
Either you are good in practice or good in theory - or excellent in blah blah blah blah from the sidelines *waving at the audience*
MO - April 4, 2010, 12:57 pm
Bout damn time someone called this one. Non stop blah blah blah....
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 12:52 pm
Like an art critic who failed art school.
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 12:30 pm
Hey booger... You gonna make any posters or just Blah Blah Blah? *shrug*
booger13 - April 4, 2010, 11:10 am
hey canuk, i got news for you , no photoshop necesary in this pic *shrug*
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 2:43 am
thats a creepy lookin guy


hero of the unknown soldier -


TAGS: nathan cirillo ottawa rex murphy
Rating: 4.94/5

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maoworks2 - November 18, 2014, 7:13 am
Still Hurts,Always Will .
Thedge - October 29, 2014, 8:00 pm
Rereading, 'cause sometimes it takes me awhile to grasp things... that's deep. Thanks. Salute, MizzDizz.
mizzdizz - October 24, 2014, 2:30 am
My guitar is crying. My soul is sighing. The badges on the wall wear black. A fallen musician, has me wishin, we could sing a dream of peace into fact
Greybeard - October 23, 2014, 11:44 am
Awesome tribute. :)


THANKS FOR THE BIKE -




A MOTIFAKE SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT -


TAGS: no need to thank me
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by culos

rerun - October 6, 2010, 7:50 pm

you talk to your mom about her sex life? that is disturbing.
HammerofHeeb - October 6, 2010, 8:29 am
The peanut butter. Eff you, mom. FTW.
HammerofHeeb - October 6, 2010, 8:28 am
I had made this my FaceBook status once, and everybody said, gross. Sick. Dude, I don't wanna think about that. And my mom says, not that it is any of your business, but no. I didn't. But don't ask your gather where his fingers were before he put them in


NEW COCKTAIL -


TAGS: thanks rerun
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - April 14, 2010, 7:47 pm

@TOC....nooooooooo, my image of you has forever changed
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:21 pm
Hee hee hee... *makes new shopping list*
Zealot - April 14, 2010, 2:42 pm
WIN!
R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 12:54 pm
Where the hell is the *puke* emoticon when you need it! 5 "shots"!


THANKSGIVING - Either she wanted her turkey really fresh or her husband-to-be had better watch his step.


TAGS: thanksgiving holiday bride turkey gun
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by jonyungk

maoworks2 - November 22, 2011, 4:39 pm
I'll Have Some White Meat, Please


SHE MAY NOT BE PUNK - But rock she does!!!


TAGS: jager i just met er a thankyaa
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by MO

panic8 - October 26, 2010, 10:20 am
The problem with the supersize is, the most girls can't lift a full bottle, so they get drunk last...
Mongoose - October 26, 2010, 7:31 am
AHHH Jaegermeister me please!


LIFE - Need a reason to be thankful??? Just check your pulse!!


TAGS: life death thankful
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Nikbeezy

Nikbeezy - June 3, 2011, 4:00 pm
I'm new at this not sure how this really works. Whats the difference between this one and that one??
rerun - June 3, 2011, 6:45 am

this would be good on motitwist


MECHS -


TAGS: gundam franchise expanding better than sex that be a challenge
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - March 13, 2010, 6:41 pm
Once again...fanfiction writing itself.
Bartimaeus - March 13, 2010, 6:40 pm
Wait, I have an excuse...I mean explanation...The code doesn't represent the actual number but the command the robot receives via the app. It can do so many things that simplistic codes like "the true binary number" couldn't possibly suffice.
Bartimaeus - March 13, 2010, 6:38 pm
Well...Look! A distraction!
Bartimaeus - March 12, 2010, 12:49 pm
Wait...metal turns red when it gets hot...and that could be a synthetic lubricant....this fanfic is writing itself. lol jk
Bartimaeus - March 12, 2010, 12:38 pm
There's an app for that...and...I have no idea! lol I didn't draw it, but the definitely have the gundam design.
R.S.Jake - March 12, 2010, 12:35 pm
If they are metal, why are they sweating and blushing? Or did I miss something?
Bartimaeus - March 12, 2010, 12:33 pm
I'm tellin' you, man, they're making a comeback. lol Thanks for the 5L.
MO - March 12, 2010, 7:49 am
Damn it Bart! Stop that! (making me 5L anime posters)


CHINA - Making the best toys since...well...ever. Who needs a f#ckin' recall?




WHO KNOWS JACK? -


TAGS: i know jack schitt thank you very much
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

Viper - June 5, 2010, 3:14 pm
Easy but creative I gave it a 5l, i luld a little!


WEST VIRGINIA -


TAGS: my do over and uncle daddy thanks you
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Haarakkon - October 22, 2009, 6:12 pm
Civil1ty is so old school, Bone.
BoneCD - October 22, 2009, 2:29 pm
just being polite...we use to do that the 20th Century
DreMagnum - October 22, 2009, 2:24 pm
No reason to be humble or anything
BoneCD - October 22, 2009, 2:20 pm
Thanks Jmac
Jmac0585 - October 22, 2009, 9:29 am
What I meant is, this is a 5/5, and anyone that disagrees is either in West Virginia, in the pic, or in-sane.
Jmac0585 - October 22, 2009, 9:29 am
I am tired of seeing the haters. Oops, my posters all went down .2 points.


EYES UP HERE BUDDY! - I did pay for these so you could stare me in the crotch.


TAGS: yes its a midget joke thanks for playing
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by pieman

Anonymous2 - January 9, 2010, 3:28 am
That should be didn't instead of did. If she'd wanted a pair that would keep me staring at her crotch, she'd have gone with bee-stings instead of those casabas.
DrEvo82 - January 7, 2010, 10:36 am
Those melons look real to me.
Sidereal - January 7, 2010, 8:09 am
Oh dear i dont fancy yours very much
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:19 pm
Gag.
Me_ - January 6, 2010, 4:24 pm
you should have paid more


MEANWHILE - Back in Bin Laden's cave.




THANKSGIVING DAY TOAST -


TAGS: thanksgiving toast craw look it up
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

5150monkeylove - November 25, 2010, 12:22 am
4 sofa gobblers


THANK YOU LORD - For the earth you made For the Son you gave How he died for me


TAGS: god jesus cross thanks epicscribbles
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by EpicScribbles

EpicScribbles - June 7, 2011, 6:16 pm
It was 30 lines, how do I get it more than 3?
Reality Lord - June 6, 2011, 1:32 pm

post this to motitwist as well
Cloudchaser - June 6, 2011, 12:43 am
"Consider the lilies how they grow: they toil not, they spin not; and yet I say unto you, that Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these." Jesus Christ, Luke 12:27


THE SPIDER-MAN BALLOON - 'Nuff said right there.




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